BE AFRAID!

Genuine headlines from the first issues of the Daily Mail and the Daily Express after Christmas Day. Everyone stay calm!

• BEWARE THE BOXING DAY PARKING LOTTERY
• NEW ICE BLAST ON THE WAY
• "YES, HE HAD HIS FAILINGS - NOT LEAST HIS OBSESSION WITH FALLEN WOMEN - BUT HOW BRITAIN NEEDS A LEADER OF GLADSTONE'S STATURE NOW"
• COMPENSATION CULTURE MAKES LOSERS OF US ALL
• BIN BULLIES' SECRET PLAN TO END WEEKLY RUBBISH COLLECTIONS
• OUTRAGE ON £250 TAX ON MOBILITY SCOOTERS
• SNOWBALL MURDER CHARGE
• REALITY TV GHOULS TARGET INJURED SOLDIERS
• VAT RISE COULD JEAPORDISE THE RECOVERY
• XMAS TRUCE? NO CHANCE...BUT EVEN THE TALIBAN CAN'T STOP US ENJOYING OUR TURKEY DINNER
• SEX ATTACKER, 11, SECRETLY SENT TO PRIMARY SCHOOL
• HEADS ENJOY 32K TRIP DOWN UNDER AND WE PAY
• A VERY YOBBY CHRISTMAS